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MarjoCupcake
  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 328
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MarjoCupcake : I'm Marjorie, but I go by Cupcake.
The only history that's worth a damn is the history we make today.

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Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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262 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

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On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML

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On 02/25/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

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On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

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On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)



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