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MarissaLove
  • Town/Country : Alvin, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 November 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 50
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About MarissaLove : Hi there :) 18, married, the best family and friends anyone could ask for!

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Today, my swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment for his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly. They're 8-11 year olds who are still learning to swim. I feel like my arms and legs are filled with lead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15270) - you deserved it (1220)

On 08/25/2012 at 5:59pm - health - by blue (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

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251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31132) - you deserved it (1491)

On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushed to open it and jumped into his arms for a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML

#20025586
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I agree, your life sucks (15185) - you deserved it (4765)

On 08/17/2012 at 12:08am - love - by SquishFish - United States (Massachusetts)

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Today, everyone found out about the strange but intense fetish I have for women physically lifting me. It all came out when my friend, a female bodybuilder, decided to grab and pick me up for a laugh. I came in my pants, in front of about twenty people. FML

#19983416
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I agree, your life sucks (30116) - you deserved it (6961)

On 07/25/2012 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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