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MarissaLove

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 November 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 177
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About MarissaLove : Hi there :) 18, married, the best family and friends anyone could ask for!

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Today, my swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment for his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly. They're 8-11 year olds who are still learning to swim. I feel like my arms and legs are filled with lead. FML

by blue / 08/25/2012 at 5:59pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Health

Today, my boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushed to open it and jumped into his arms for a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML

by SquishFish / 08/17/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

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