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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 November 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 170
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About MarissaLove : Hi there :) 18, married, the best family and friends anyone could ask for!

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Today, my swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment for his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly. They're 8-11 year olds who are still learning to swim. I feel like my arms and legs are filled with lead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24467) - you deserved it (2197)

On 08/25/2012 at 5:59pm - health - by blue (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41883) - you deserved it (2500)

On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushed to open it and jumped into his arms for a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML



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