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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 December 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2241
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About MarisaMassacre : My name is Marisa, I am a sophomore in high school. I live in the worst state in the U.S... Florida. My life is pretty crazy so it should be interesting to have people make fun of what goes on.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

#14404021
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34382) - you deserved it (5014)

On 12/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

#14138501
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32230) - you deserved it (8394)

On 12/09/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year old on a scooter. FML

#14126136
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7782) - you deserved it (31880)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:20pm - misc - by bullseyed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

#14119130
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32178) - you deserved it (2751)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML

#14105864
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11808) - you deserved it (19998)

On 12/06/2010 at 9:38am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my mom doesn't know my phone number, but she does know the names of both of David Hasselhoff's daughters. FML

#14102213
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19989) - you deserved it (3436)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

#14093907
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24431) - you deserved it (9808)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:53am - kids - by Ed - United States (California)

Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words "You're fired." FML

#14074861
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24280) - you deserved it (2133)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

#14070103
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31126) - you deserved it (8814)

On 12/03/2010 at 9:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

#14050181
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40260) - you deserved it (3033)

On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25900) - you deserved it (5460)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

#13889988
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26462) - you deserved it (10383)

On 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm - misc - by Amanda Ross - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

#13886918
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24230) - you deserved it (7004)

On 11/18/2010 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32820) - you deserved it (17136)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year old man, or the 6 year old girl I was talking to. FML

#13876997
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20398) - you deserved it (7419)

On 11/17/2010 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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