Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

MarineMech2391

Search for a member

MarineMech2391

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1138
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MarineMech2391 : Me? There's not much to say about me. I'm in the Marine Corps, I like video games and I like to meet new people. Anything else you want to know, just ask.

MarineMech2391's page activity

Visits<b>magaliwoodrock</b> - the 04/10/2013 at 12:21pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 09/05/2012 at 11:45pm<b>kiwi2006</b> - the 09/04/2012 at 1:43pm<b>El_Mojiiito</b> - the 09/02/2012 at 6:45pm<b>Cuervo23</b> - the 01/07/2012 at 5:15pm<b>rcbarnes</b> - the 12/06/2011 at 1:00am<b>istishia</b> - the 12/04/2011 at 3:01am<b>stoptrying</b> - the 10/27/2011 at 10:27pm<b>XGiggleMonsterX</b> - the 10/20/2011 at 10:11am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 10/15/2011 at 5:32pm<b>birlik</b> - the 10/10/2011 at 8:06am<b>wussypillow</b> - the 10/08/2011 at 11:44pm<b>thekewlest69</b> - the 10/05/2011 at 1:37am<b>biggee531</b> - the 10/04/2011 at 12:51am<b>Cheer79</b> - the 10/02/2011 at 9:38pm<b>Riiley</b> - the 09/27/2011 at 9:19pm<b>lastsinglepanda</b> - the 09/21/2011 at 4:15am<b>Killerturtle</b> - the 09/16/2011 at 8:52am

MarineMech2391's FML badges

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of MarineMech2391's badges

MarineMech2391's favorite FMLs

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40168) - you deserved it (6210)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML

#16926671
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25750) - you deserved it (3907)

On 06/30/2011 at 7:43pm - work - by FMarinasL (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

#16882947
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11142) - you deserved it (56258)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

#16725685
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36145) - you deserved it (4494)

On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

#16189059
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12772) - you deserved it (30393)

On 05/15/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by NoLife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

#15754863
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30067) - you deserved it (4488)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML

#15710097
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13465) - you deserved it (42538)

On 04/09/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML

#14709576
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34462) - you deserved it (6037)

On 01/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by CLH (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

#14630933
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7918) - you deserved it (34874)

On 01/18/2011 at 8:49pm - animals - by fml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

#14630933
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7918) - you deserved it (34874)

On 01/18/2011 at 8:49pm - animals - by fml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, trying to be romantic, I started giving my boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a weirded-out look, removed my hand, called me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him for the rest of the day. FML

#14251219
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26611) - you deserved it (4093)

On 12/18/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, while at work, I got fired because I was 'hitting' on my boss's wife who also works in the same company. Since when does 'asking for paper clips' mean 'hitting on'? FML

#13971755
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27310) - you deserved it (2408)

On 11/25/2010 at 5:25am - work - by Peter -

Today, I accidentally admitted to two girls in my first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. FML

#13444529
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8350) - you deserved it (28760)

On 10/14/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by pathetic_girl (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in math class, I got an answer "wrong." The teacher yelled at me, then he realized that my answer was correct. Then he yelled at me for not correcting him. FML

#13375159
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30017) - you deserved it (2698)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by jessii - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, and about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

#13202314
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33034) - you deserved it (2494)

On 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • Matteor's illustrated FML #2
  • So, is everyone back from their vacation? Can we get back to regular programming? No? OK, I get it. You're all still crying about not being at the beach any more, well, I am anyway. And this time of year…

Thursday 11 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: