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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 391
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MarilynI : Hi
I like to swim and run.
Also read books.
And fmls
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Today, I found out that classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangementhere people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis . A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn . fat FML

#20585229
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59182) - you deserved it (16506)

On 04/11/2013 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today , I Saw A Ladyho Had Fainted. I Ran Over To Help , Only To Find Out That She Was Unstable An Had A Knife In Her Hand. She Was Pointing It At Me , An Growled Threateningly Every Time I Tried To Move Away. It Took The Cops An Hour To Defuse The Situation. FML

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On 01/29/2013 at 4:48am - misc - by thegirlofthedad (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

TODAY, AT A CHRISTMA PARTY, MY CRUSH CAME UP TO ME AND CUTELY POINTED OUT THAT I WAS STANDING UNDER MISTLETOE. THE ONLY RESPONSE MY STUPID BRAIN COULD THINK OF WAS, "PROBABLY FULL OF NARGLE THOUGH." HE GAVE ME A CONFUSED LOOK AND WALKED AWAY. MEGA FML

#20402533
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On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, after mah boyfriend an I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of mah building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or loose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

#20012782
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29929) - you deserved it (16438)

On 08/10/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

yesterday my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress 4 my pen. big fat FML

#3610078
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11892) - you deserved it (51985)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today , I bougt a coral colord oodd sweatsirt,ic ma girlfriend told me was ( ot ). I wore it to a baseball game tonigt. Wen it got cold I put te ood over ma ead , only to ear everyone beind me laug. Te back of te looool ood said ( Boy crazy ). It was a teen girls sweatsirt. FML

#963370
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18530) - you deserved it (65857)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States



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