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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 September 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 764
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Marikamaria : WTF = Welcome To Finland

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Marikamaria's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my mom had read my diary because she was worried. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), and what condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed my dad. FML

#6389585
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I agree, your life sucks (33929) - you deserved it (19483)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190
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I agree, your life sucks (177280) - you deserved it (45634)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
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I agree, your life sucks (22524) - you deserved it (5388)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version



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