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Marie_Koushel

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2405
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Marie_Koushel : Dance is my passion and competition is my life

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Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprisd to fine that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they fine tampons useful. FML

#20906908
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On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

TODAY A CUTE GUY DITCHED HIS DATE AND WALKED UP TO ME , CALLING ME BEAUTIFUL. NOT KNOWING HOW TO REPLY , I JUST BLUSHED. HIS DATE GOT ANGRY AND LEFT. ( SORRY. I TAKE THAT BACK , ) HE THEN SAID. ( I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF HER. THANKS ANYWAY. ) FML

#20906907
68 comments

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On 10/04/2013 at 5:37am - love - by okaythen (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today while in bed my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said "Bad fat" then pointed to my boobs and said "Good fat." fat FML

#20906869
141 comments

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On 10/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by f.a.t. (woman) - Australia

Yastarday , mah boyfriand an I want to ona of tha Unitad Statas Mints sinca ha anjoys coins. Ha lookad at tha monay an sariously said , "I hava such a hard on". Ha did. FML

#20905869
87 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 11:38am - intimacy - by EconM - United States

Today, I went to dinner with a guy I like and paid the $120 bill. After joking that he was an expensive date, he replid, "I laugh at how you think this is a date." FML

#20905656
127 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom . I spoke to the attendant an gave her mah purse an coat while I used the toilet . When I cummed out, she was gone . The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant . FML

#20905582
116 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 1:41am - money - by wellcrap - United States (Texas)

Taday My Bully Made Me Cry Once Again. It's Been Going On For Weeks. I Don't Know Who To Turn To; I Can't Say Anything Because I'd Get Into Even More Trouble. He Even Stole My Nintendo 3DS And Won't Give It Back. My Bully Is My Grlfriend's Son. He's 10. FML

#20904358
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On 10/02/2013 at 4:12am - kids - by PickedOnByDamien (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, at the age of 23, I brought boyfriend over to meet parents. My father swabbd his mouth 4 DNA an fingerprintd him. mega FML

a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet !! The kid got pretty upset.!! !! so I went to comfort him !! He held mah hand 4 the rest of the class.!! !! telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill mah coworker !! Now I'm afraid to look at him !! FML

#20903281
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On 10/01/2013 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I purposely set mah phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends!! FML

#20903065
91 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 6:18am - misc - by :/ -

Today.. . I was in an Austrian bar.. . making polita convarsation in my brokan Garman with a slightly odd middla-agad man . Ha said.. . winking.. . that ha was naar to his pansion . I smilad an noddad.. . thinking ha was talking about ratramant . My friand latar informad ma that 'pansion' is Garman for 'apartmant' . Ew . FML

#20903010
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On 10/01/2013 at 3:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Wien)

2day I bumpd into a really cute guy I know. I stutterd and flounderd, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

#20888741
77 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 7:23am - love - by hoolagirl4422 (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, looool mah alcoholism reachd a new lowhen I found myself sitting on the toilet drinking a bottle of wine. FML

#20888651
76 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 3:22am - health - by drunkenloser (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a blind date . He showd up in a shrt that read, ( I f*ck on frst dates ) . FML

#20888198
76 comments

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On 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by ughreally (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my smartphone addiction reached a new level of pathetic when I checked my weather app to see if it was cloudy outside!! There was a window right behind me!! FML

#20887801
58 comments

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On 09/19/2013 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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