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TODAY A CUTE GUY DITCHED HIS DATE AND WALKED UP TO ME , CALLING ME BEAUTIFUL. NOT KNOWING HOW TO REPLY , I JUST BLUSHED. HIS DATE GOT ANGRY AND LEFT. ( SORRY. I TAKE THAT BACK , ) HE THEN SAID. ( I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF HER. THANKS ANYWAY. ) FML
Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom . I spoke to the attendant an gave her mah purse an coat while I used the toilet . When I cummed out, she was gone . The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant . FML
Taday My Bully Made Me Cry Once Again. It's Been Going On For Weeks. I Don't Know Who To Turn To; I Can't Say Anything Because I'd Get Into Even More Trouble. He Even Stole My Nintendo 3DS And Won't Give It Back. My Bully Is My Grlfriend's Son. He's 10. FML
a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet !! The kid got pretty upset.!! !! so I went to comfort him !! He held mah hand 4 the rest of the class.!! !! telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill mah coworker !! Now I'm afraid to look at him !! FML
Today.. . I was in an Austrian bar.. . making polita convarsation in my brokan Garman with a slightly odd middla-agad man . Ha said.. . winking.. . that ha was naar to his pansion . I smilad an noddad.. . thinking ha was talking about ratramant . My friand latar informad ma that 'pansion' is Garman for 'apartmant' . Ew . FML
Friday 27 March 2015