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Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 10:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide, and apparently some people find it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML
by Quasimodo / 10/18/2013 at 8:40am / Norway (Hordaland) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/17/2013 at 11:11pm / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/17/2013 at 6:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML
Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML
by LFE / 10/16/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Texas) / Work
by secretsmakefriends / 10/15/2013 at 5:43pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 4:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, after months of exercise and diets and finally reaching my ideal weight, I told my morbidly obese cousin about my success, hoping to motivate him to do the same. He replied, "Why would it matter, you're still ugly." FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 1:08pm / United States (California) / Health
by notready / 10/15/2013 at 2:49am / Australia / Love
by happyturtle / 10/10/2013 at 7:27am / Croatia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML
by thisguy / 10/08/2013 at 5:55am / United States (California) / Kids
by Loner_Lou / 10/07/2013 at 6:51pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
- Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a strip tease for… Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection… Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit…
- Today, I was watching horror stories alone in my room. It got to the climax of the story and my cat… Today, I was hit on by a homeless woman at work. She asked my coworker and I for $18 so she could… Today, I decided to try a new brand of Wax Strips. Shortly after testing one strip on my arm I took…