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  • Number of visits : 1257
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Marie54321 : I'm a soon to be U.S. Army soldier, so ⭐HOOAH⭐ Squats are Life💪
Captain America is my superhero󾓦
Currently in love with Netflix ❤

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Marie54321's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31971) - you deserved it (4831)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my manager accused me of stealing $20. I didn't do it, but since she said she was going to call the cops, I gave her some of my own money. She still called the cops. FML

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26378) - you deserved it (2533)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to work with a great attitude, something that doesn't happen often. It was shortly ruined after some lady yelled at me because I accidentally shorted her one penny. Yep. One single penny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25368) - you deserved it (3667)

On 01/25/2015 at 8:41pm - work - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30205) - you deserved it (2653)

On 01/25/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33835) - you deserved it (4323)

On 01/24/2015 at 9:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31804) - you deserved it (3886)

On 01/20/2015 at 6:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31042) - you deserved it (9593)

On 01/02/2015 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42161) - you deserved it (3130)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38874) - you deserved it (3129)

On 12/22/2014 at 2:11pm - love - by koolkat9 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33354) - you deserved it (3644)

On 11/24/2014 at 1:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33320) - you deserved it (6701)

On 11/19/2014 at 1:44pm - misc - by limpdick9 - United States (California)

Today, at work, a crazy customer forced me to promise to take a holiday greeting picture of my cat and myself for her. She says she'll be back and expects one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30061) - you deserved it (3381)

On 11/17/2014 at 1:48pm - animals - by not crazy enough (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37893) - you deserved it (4485)

On 11/02/2014 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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