About Marie54321 : Enlisted in the United States Marine Corps, so 🇺🇸OORAH!🇺🇸 I love working out, going on adventures, and Captain America. Message me to know more 😊
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by Anonymous / 02/19/2015 at 8:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Epic_failz / 02/10/2015 at 10:53am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Anonomous / 01/26/2015 at 10:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to work with a great attitude, something that doesn't happen often. It was shortly ruined after some lady yelled at me because I accidentally shorted her one penny. Yep. One single penny. FML
by WhyMe / 01/25/2015 at 8:41pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2015 at 2:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 9:33am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2015 at 6:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2015 at 5:14pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by koolkat9 / 12/22/2014 at 2:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by PyroSam / 12/12/2014 at 1:07pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/24/2014 at 1:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
by limpdick9 / 11/19/2014 at 1:44pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by not crazy enough / 11/17/2014 at 1:48pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 2:47pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids