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  • Number of visits : 819
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Marie54321 : "Congratulations, you've stumbled across my profile! Which means you have excellent taste and you're going to meet your future wife, BUT IT WONT BE ME. Why? Because I am the one before the one. We'll exchange some texts and then BAM you'll meet your future Mrs. I don't know how or why, however I've been bestowed this gift of being an involuntary matchmaker, without ever meeting the other person that I set you up with. Cheers!" By the way, I'm a soon to be U.S. Army soldier, so ⭐HOOAH⭐ Squat Life💪 Captain America is my superhero 󾓦

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Marie54321's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML


I agree, your life sucks (5477) - you deserved it (444)

On 01/25/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19805) - you deserved it (2384)

On 01/24/2015 at 9:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27738) - you deserved it (3369)

On 01/20/2015 at 6:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29039) - you deserved it (8581)

On 01/02/2015 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39524) - you deserved it (2771)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36235) - you deserved it (2698)

On 12/22/2014 at 2:11pm - love - by koolkat9 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30790) - you deserved it (3250)

On 11/24/2014 at 1:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31553) - you deserved it (6369)

On 11/19/2014 at 1:44pm - misc - by limpdick9 - United States (California)

Today, at work, a crazy customer forced me to promise to take a holiday greeting picture of my cat and myself for her. She says she'll be back and expects one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28169) - you deserved it (3197)

On 11/17/2014 at 1:48pm - animals - by not crazy enough (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34975) - you deserved it (3890)

On 11/02/2014 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33855) - you deserved it (2816)

On 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm - kids - by ThaBoss12 - United States (California)

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34177) - you deserved it (2922)

On 10/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by taylor w - United States

Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34360) - you deserved it (6636)

On 10/29/2014 at 4:19am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32107) - you deserved it (4390)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

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