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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 October 1982 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 147
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Marckkun : my personality is strange, i dont get along with many people due to my crude sense of humor. Im a liberal, and an advanced deep sea diver. potterhead.

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Marckkun's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML

#20821917
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42971) - you deserved it (4236)

On 08/05/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36117) - you deserved it (9025)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

#1003972
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31389) - you deserved it (54228)

On 04/15/2009 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1144055) - you deserved it (115286)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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