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Marcella1016
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 1147
  • Number of comments : 349
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Marcella1016 : I'm starting to think of myself as a defender of FMLers. A lot of people seem to think people deserve their misery, and unless they did something douchey, irresponsible, or reckless, I usually disagree, and I'll defend them regardless of thumbs. I also enjoy inserting a witty comment now and then :)

Also, for anyone who may be wondering, the photo in my profile is a banana, vanilla bean ice cream, and rum flambé right after it was lit. And yes, it was delicious :)

No it's not I changed it. It's now Captain America looking like he's about to sashay down someone's runway.

On the app, so no personal messages para mi.

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Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33160) - you deserved it (10186)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8076) - you deserved it (44676)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version



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