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Marcella1016

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5772
  • Number of comments : 434
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Marcella1016 : I'm starting to think of myself as a defender of FMLers. A lot of people seem to think people deserve their misery, and unless they did something douchey, irresponsible, or reckless, I usually disagree, and I'll defend them regardless of thumbs. I also enjoy inserting a witty comment now and then :)

Also, for anyone who may be wondering, the photo in my profile is a banana, vanilla bean ice cream, and rum flambé right after it was lit. And yes, it was delicious :)

No it's not I changed it. It's now Captain America looking like he's about to sashay down someone's runway.

On the app, so no personal messages para mi.

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Marcella1016's favorite FMLs

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML

#19700381
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25878) - you deserved it (4668)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML

#19700381
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25878) - you deserved it (4668)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML

#19700381
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25878) - you deserved it (4668)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

#19677400
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27583) - you deserved it (3619)

On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML

Today, my mom watched a Dr. Phil episode. She's now hysterical because she assumes me and my friends are involved in sex parties. All because a man on the TV said so. FML

#19671635
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27638) - you deserved it (2236)

On 05/24/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by silencio - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

#19664729
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28704) - you deserved it (4478)

On 05/22/2012 at 9:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML

#19661791
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33696) - you deserved it (3431)

On 05/22/2012 at 10:32am - love - by angry girlfriend - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I fell asleep during a job interview as it was taking place over the phone. FML

#19552616
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9033) - you deserved it (28545)

On 04/30/2012 at 9:28am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

#19552078
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7951) - you deserved it (53870)

On 04/30/2012 at 4:25am - intimacy - by kdehshaden (woman) - United States

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML

#19549742
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21907) - you deserved it (14296)

On 04/29/2012 at 7:56pm - love - by -insert clever nickname here- - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

#19540360
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25178) - you deserved it (8796)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

#19535515
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8656) - you deserved it (28091)

On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

#19514689
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31969) - you deserved it (4643)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30188) - you deserved it (12067)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)



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