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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Marcella1016 : I'm starting to think of myself as a defender of FMLers. A lot of people seem to think people deserve their misery, and unless they did something douchey, irresponsible, or reckless, I usually disagree, and I'll defend them regardless of thumbs. I also enjoy inserting a witty comment now and then :)

Also, for anyone who may be wondering, the photo in my profile is a banana, vanilla bean ice cream, and rum flambé right after it was lit. And yes, it was delicious :)

No it's not I changed it. It's now Captain America looking like he's about to sashay down someone's runway.

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Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML


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On 05/22/2012 at 10:32am - love - by angry girlfriend - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I fell asleep during a job interview as it was taking place over the phone. FML


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On 04/30/2012 at 9:28am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML


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On 04/30/2012 at 4:25am - intimacy - by kdehshaden (woman) - United States

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML


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On 04/29/2012 at 7:56pm - love - by -insert clever nickname here- - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML


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On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML


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On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML


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On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML


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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML


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On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

Today, I finally asked some friends to read the beginning of a novel that I'd been slaving away at. One of them said it was the literary equivalent of aquarium gravel. Another asked if I'd been sniffing boot polish while writing it. FML


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On 04/19/2012 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML


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On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my mother is extremely emotional when it comes to animal deaths when a bird flew into the window and died, and she insisted we have a funeral. FML


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On 04/10/2012 at 7:13am - animals - by tay (man) - Australia

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML


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On 04/09/2012 at 4:28am - animals - by stupidbug. (man) - Canada

Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML


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On 04/08/2012 at 1:18pm - money - by kirsty - Canada (Alberta)

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