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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1985 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5496
  • Number of comments : 429
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Marcella1016 : I'm starting to think of myself as a defender of FMLers. A lot of people seem to think people deserve their misery, and unless they did something douchey, irresponsible, or reckless, I usually disagree, and I'll defend them regardless of thumbs. I also enjoy inserting a witty comment now and then :)

Also, for anyone who may be wondering, the photo in my profile is a banana, vanilla bean ice cream, and rum flambé right after it was lit. And yes, it was delicious :)

No it's not I changed it. It's now Captain America looking like he's about to sashay down someone's runway.

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Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24828) - you deserved it (1736)

On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl I've liked for months, I'm going to be forced to have lunch with my grandmother tomorrow. Instead of losing my virginity, I will get to be interrogated about why I'm single. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28643) - you deserved it (6944)

On 08/15/2012 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by foreveravirgin (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23133) - you deserved it (3024)

On 08/13/2012 at 12:43am - misc - by burnt (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed to record you while you sleep if you make any noise, and I had downloaded because my friends say I snore. The only noise it picked up was my parents having sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36147) - you deserved it (3596)

On 07/23/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13087) - you deserved it (41948)

On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8998) - you deserved it (39983)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:13pm - kids - by momolee (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34202) - you deserved it (4445)

On 06/15/2012 at 8:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27572) - you deserved it (2059)

On 06/09/2012 at 9:54am - health - by WTF (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10549) - you deserved it (37118)

On 06/07/2012 at 5:26pm - health - by sh3n-D (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23098) - you deserved it (2354)

On 06/06/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30591) - you deserved it (3495)

On 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm - money - by thedri11 - United States (California)

Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot and I fainted. I woke up to see my mom standing over me. I thought she was going to freak out and call an ambulance. Instead she said, "Good, you're up. Now you can finish." FML


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On 05/30/2012 at 7:07pm - misc - by Aw522 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25494) - you deserved it (4623)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States

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