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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1985 (31 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 7187
  • Number of comments : 459
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Marcella1016 : I'm starting to think of myself as a defender of FMLers. A lot of people seem to think people deserve their misery, and unless they did something douchey, irresponsible, or reckless, I usually disagree, and I'll defend them regardless of thumbs. I also enjoy inserting a witty comment now and then :)

Also, for anyone who may be wondering, the photo in my profile is a banana, vanilla bean ice cream, and rum flambé right after it was lit. And yes, it was delicious :)

No it's not I changed it. It's now Captain America looking like he's about to sashay down someone's runway.

On the app, so no personal messages para mi.

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Marcella1016's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML

by oppafucktardstyle / 10/14/2012 at 4:36pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, I was involved in a 5-way conversation about the movie Inception. I nodded and agreed with things that were said, but couldn't admit that despite having seen it 4 times, I still haven't the foggiest idea of how to explain what it's about. FML

by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 12:39am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML

by Queso Dog / 10/02/2012 at 10:42am / Japan / Love

Today, I was excited to get my first writing assignment since starting law school. I found out that I have to write a paper defending free speech. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to defend the Westboro Baptist Church and if I weren't a former Marine. FML

by LawStudent / 09/19/2012 at 10:54am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML

by romainmain / 09/16/2012 at 6:50pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Animals

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

by Anonymous / 09/16/2012 at 9:46am / United States / Money

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

by Anonymous / 09/14/2012 at 10:50am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my car alarm went off at a funeral, three times. FML

by Anonymous / 09/13/2012 at 4:37pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Transportation

Today, I found an enormous raccoon in my backyard. After a couple of nasty scratches, I finally managed to capture the filthy animal. After calling animal control to relocate it, I waited for hours to learn that "relocating" actually means releasing it into my front yard 10 feet away. FML

by anonymous / 09/13/2012 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, at work, I was talking to a Scottish woman when my coworker and I both told her we were also Scottish. To this she replied, "We Scottish people get around." I then said, "Tell me about it, I'm one of four siblings from my dad, he definitely gets around." She was talking about travel. FML

by jcedarholm / 09/13/2012 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

by AGeeksWife / 09/12/2012 at 3:03am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

by Anonymous / 09/10/2012 at 10:14am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with candles and a sexy outfit. When he came in, he insisted that we needed music to help set the mood. Thirty minutes later, he's still searching for a song. FML

by ImOverHere / 09/02/2012 at 12:56pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend in the bathroom, we heard a knock at the door, then her father's voice. I had to fake constipation noises until he left. FML

by scot / 09/02/2012 at 11:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML

by bummerdood / 08/26/2012 at 12:15am / United States (Kansas) / Love