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Marcella1016

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5729
  • Number of comments : 434
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Marcella1016 : I'm starting to think of myself as a defender of FMLers. A lot of people seem to think people deserve their misery, and unless they did something douchey, irresponsible, or reckless, I usually disagree, and I'll defend them regardless of thumbs. I also enjoy inserting a witty comment now and then :)

Also, for anyone who may be wondering, the photo in my profile is a banana, vanilla bean ice cream, and rum flambé right after it was lit. And yes, it was delicious :)

No it's not I changed it. It's now Captain America looking like he's about to sashay down someone's runway.

On the app, so no personal messages para mi.

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Marcella1016's favorite FMLs

Today, I was let go from my internship for "not putting in enough effort". I was working 50 hours a week for almost zero pay. FML

#21386456
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32368) - you deserved it (2583)

On 04/02/2015 at 10:48am - work - by Wellfu (woman) - Europe

Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML

#21384991
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28101) - you deserved it (5521)

On 03/31/2015 at 10:15pm - work - by IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

#21361729
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33100) - you deserved it (5639)

On 02/23/2015 at 12:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend is bulimic. Like that wasn't bad enough, I found out because she spent all of our rent money on food. FML

#21345004
111 comments

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

#21344752
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28012) - you deserved it (4254)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:47pm - love - by sleeping on the floor - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

#21343548
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30331) - you deserved it (3601)

On 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

#21337228
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32834) - you deserved it (5000)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a guy called me out of the blue. Apparently, he'd copied my number from a sheet we'd filled out in church. He doesn't understand why I'm "overreacting". FML

#21335287
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29725) - you deserved it (3641)

On 01/11/2015 at 7:39pm - love - by janegeorge (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML

#21330766
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28136) - you deserved it (3769)

On 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm - misc - by KD (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called asking about a job I interviewed for 3 weeks ago. It's a scummy call center where known drug addicts work. They told me I wasn't getting the job. I guess my high school diploma and being drug-free makes me not good enough to work there. FML

Today, I met my new roommate. I hadn't even gotten her name yet, because the first thing she said to me instead was that she wanted to hang her confederate flag on the wall. I'm black. FML

#21326235
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38053) - you deserved it (4835)

On 12/29/2014 at 12:00am - misc - by okay17 - United States

Today, while fasting for a medical test, my blood sugar became so low that I had heart palpitations and passed out. My doctor's advice? Fast, so he can run more tests. FML

#21314271
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31624) - you deserved it (2742)

On 12/09/2014 at 4:39am - health - by fucking moron (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I've tried to have a quiet jack off four times, only for my dad to knock on my bedroom door within seconds and say "STOP IT." every single time. Now I'm too paranoid to even function. FML

#21302766
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37401) - you deserved it (8967)

On 11/20/2014 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by fuck fof and die dad (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I decided to face one of my fears. I've never had a birthday party, out of fear that nobody would come. I sent out a mass text inviting people out for my birthday, trying to sound casual. The only replies I received were along the lines of "Who the hell's this?" FML

#21127076
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41918) - you deserved it (4509)

On 04/30/2014 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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