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Marcella1016

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4377
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Marcella1016 : I'm starting to think of myself as a defender of FMLers. A lot of people seem to think people deserve their misery, and unless they did something douchey, irresponsible, or reckless, I usually disagree, and I'll defend them regardless of thumbs. I also enjoy inserting a witty comment now and then :)

Also, for anyone who may be wondering, the photo in my profile is a banana, vanilla bean ice cream, and rum flambé right after it was lit. And yes, it was delicious :)

No it's not I changed it. It's now Captain America looking like he's about to sashay down someone's runway.

On the app, so no personal messages para mi.

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Marcella1016's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

#21361729
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31152) - you deserved it (5186)

On 02/23/2015 at 12:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY GIRLFRIEND IS BULIMIC !! LIKE THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, I FOUND OUT BECAUSE SHE SPENT ALL OF OUR RENT MONEY ON FOOD !! FML

#21345004
111 comments

Today , I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down , two to go. FML

#21344752
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25579) - you deserved it (3598)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:47pm - love - by sleeping on the floor - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I noticd that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

#21343548
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27450) - you deserved it (3024)

On 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm - love - by whitebitch16 - United States (Wisconsin)

I was facd with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to puttd in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

#21337228
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30511) - you deserved it (4551)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY , A GUY CALLD ME OUT OF TE BLUE. APPARENTLY , E'D COPID MA NUMBER FROM A SEET WE'D FILLD OUT IN CURC. HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND Y I'M ( OVERREACTING ). FML

#21335287
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26894) - you deserved it (3397)

On 01/11/2015 at 7:39pm - love - by janegeorge (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, ma friend an I were talking looool about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided tat ma friend all ad attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Joansson an Hayden Panettiere. Wen it was ma turn, tey decided tat ma ( celebrity ) lookalike is te Pillsbury Dougboy. FML

#21330766
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26027) - you deserved it (3280)

On 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm - misc - by KD (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday... I called asking about a job I interviewed for 3 weeks ago. It's a scummy call center where known drug addicts work. They told me I wasn't getting the job. I guess high school diploma an being drug-free makes me not good enough to work there. FML

Yastarday, I mat mah naw roommata. I hadn't avan gottan har nama yat, bacausa tha first thing sha said to ma instaad was that sha wantad to hang har confadarata flag on tha wall. I'm black. FML

#21326235
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35536) - you deserved it (4293)

On 12/29/2014 at 12:00am - misc - by okay17 - United States

Today, while fasting fir a medical test, mah blood sugar became so low that I had heret palpitations and passd out. My doctor's advice? Fast, so he can run more tests. FML

#21314271
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29094) - you deserved it (2407)

On 12/09/2014 at 4:39am - health - by fucking moron (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I've trid to have a quiet jack off four times, only fir mah dad to knock on mah bedroom door within seconds an say ( STOP IT. ) every single time. Now I'm too paranoid to even function. FML

#21302766
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32535) - you deserved it (7538)

On 11/20/2014 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by fuck fof and die dad (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I was out drinking with some colleagues, when one started ranting about some pretty sensitive subjects. There were some Latino guys nearby, and as soon as he said "I'm not racist, but..." I tried to casually get the hell out of there. We all got the crap beaten out of us anyway. FML

#21122958
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40020) - you deserved it (6362)

On 04/25/2014 at 7:45pm - health - by fuck you, Jeff (man) - United States (Arizona)

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65466) - you deserved it (32785)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I flew from Australia to the UK to meet the woman I love. After two years of talking, and having gotten a love letter for mah birthday a few months prior, I was convincd we'd have a great time. Turns out she doesn't know wat she feels for me. I'm staying with her for the next 35 days. FML

#20201791
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22811) - you deserved it (8010)

On 12/12/2012 at 10:56am - love - by RabbitOfAurora - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, My Friend Was Complaining To Me About Er Problems !! I Tried To Be A Good, Understanding Friend, Listening And Giving Advice !! Wen It Was My Turn To Vent, Se Interrupted Me, Saying, "Sorry, But I Don't Really Care." FML

#20201674
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29585) - you deserved it (2348)

On 12/12/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by sushichick (woman) - United States



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