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Marakie's favorite FMLs
by bear / 03/26/2013 at 7:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
by ShouldBeSingleSoon / 03/26/2013 at 12:15am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2013 at 8:28pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
Today, during a sex ed lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy and abortion from the school nurse. Throughout the session she kept repeating, "Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this." The nurse happens to know that my dad's a gynaecologist. That's not what everyone else in the year thinks. FML
by Soph / 03/25/2013 at 5:53pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 for free to replace her broken Nokia, which she threw out the window in "blind rage". I felt awful having to thank her for calling. Sadly, this is a daily event. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2013 at 5:53pm / Netherlands (Friesland) / Work
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming "Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
by franky / 03/25/2013 at 5:45pm / Germany (Niedersachsen) / Love
by f-ugly / 03/25/2013 at 2:36pm / United States / Love
by anon / 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm / United States / Health
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
by grossed out / 03/25/2013 at 2:25pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Miscellaneous
by Faaccckkk / 03/25/2013 at 10:48am / United States / Love
Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML
by sorryyouweregone / 03/25/2013 at 9:13am / Japan (Tokyo) / Miscellaneous
by brittyed / 03/25/2013 at 1:04am / United States / Animals
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
by oops / 07/15/2012 at 1:34am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different… Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw… Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that…
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to…