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by school issues / 03/28/2013 at 10:26am / United States / Work
by paulinapo / 03/28/2013 at 9:52am / United States (New York) / Health
by Bigfatfailure / 03/28/2013 at 6:02am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Paperboy / 03/28/2013 at 5:57am / Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego) / Work
Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML
by hellostupid / 03/28/2013 at 4:19am / United States / Animals
by couch_potato / 03/28/2013 at 3:53am / Intimacy
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
by Hahamaster333 / 03/27/2013 at 9:02pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
by anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
by anon / 03/27/2013 at 7:17pm / Netherlands (Limburg) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to present a project for my science class. I began explaining my project; looking at all the bored people, I got incredibly nervous. My nervousness then caused me to laugh hysterically, causing my classmates to laugh. My teacher felt sorry for me and told me to sit down. FML
by esbemebe1113 / 03/27/2013 at 5:12pm / United States (Georgia) / Geek
by soontobesingle / 03/27/2013 at 3:55pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Love
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
by InfamousLastWord / 03/27/2013 at 3:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 2:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 12:54pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went for my daily post-op doctor's appointment, where I was told I can resume normal activities. Which was handy when I came home to half-an-inch of water throughout my apartment, due to my washing machine drainage pipe coming undone while I was gone. FML
by Soggy Sophia / 03/27/2013 at 11:44am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me…