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Manniie_

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3836
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Manniie_ : Live, laugh, love!

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Visits<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 4:18am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 12:04pm<b>awishadahbau5</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 1:40am<b>EyRaB</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 4:21am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 8:39pm<b>drunkmunkey</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 11:03pm<b>jadeluv</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:23am<b>Mons</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 6:00pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 5:18pm<b>Arnoud</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 4:20pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 11:21pm<b>Raleaf</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 2:55pm<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 5:45am<b>missa8604</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 1:03am<b>btascd97</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 12:42am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 12:26pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 2:09am<b>schreibergx93</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 12:02am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 4:43am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 5:21am<b>Raleaf</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 8:55pm<b>btascd97</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 6:42am<b>paravoz</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 8:10am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 12:57am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 11:29pm<b>EyRaB</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 6:26pm<b>hi_im_ughlee</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 5:24pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 3:12pm<b>csjc</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 3:07pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 1:18pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 5:33pm

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Manniie_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML

by Anonymous / 01/21/2016 at 8:00am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I made a typo in a line of code, bringing the company website down. Our admin was already pissed about having to work over Christmas, and he started yelling at me and ended up punching my supervisor when he got between us. Pretty sure my screw up indirectly got the poor guy fired. FML

by Kat / 12/24/2015 at 4:51pm / Australia / Work

Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

by ConfusedGirl / 12/15/2015 at 8:03am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife knelt down in front me to give me a blowjob. As she took my underwear off a moth flew out of them. I've got no idea how it got there but I was cock-blocked by a moth. FML

by Moth_Balled / 12/14/2015 at 11:50pm / Australia / Intimacy

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

by random875 / 01/07/2015 at 1:03am / United States (Maryland) / Health

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting a taxi from his place. FML

by rockytrolley / 10/08/2014 at 5:01am / Cyprus / Transportation

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

by crop circle galore / 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm / United States / Work

Today, I had an ingrown toenail cut out, and the pain medication I received does not actually help with the pain. Instead, it makes me high, which results in me losing balance and slamming my injured toe into objects and then getting sick from that new pain. FML

by pained / 05/01/2014 at 8:23pm / United States / Health

Today, I told my neighbor that I was going to Réunion Island on vacation in a few months. She said that she'd always wanted to go there. As a light-hearted joke, I said she should come with me. She's now booked a plane ticket. FML

by voyagevoyage / 04/09/2014 at 6:38pm / France (Centre) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

by Hannah / 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 6:15am / Australia / Love

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2012 at 8:36am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy