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MandyMeow

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MandyMeow

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2258
  • Number of comments : 178
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MandyMeow : I'm a short and sweet girl, I've been a vegetarian for nine years, I love animals and I have a very big heart.

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MandyMeow's favorite FMLs

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

#18867304
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15072) - you deserved it (26290)

On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

#18850340
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38432) - you deserved it (2380)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

#18847720
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25752) - you deserved it (3351)

On 01/18/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by iliterallypoopedmyself (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31885) - you deserved it (27511)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she flashed a paper in my face and said, "Want to see pictures of my colon?" My eyes are still burning. FML

#18703060
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22282) - you deserved it (2784)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:15am - health - by emsbuffalo - United States

Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML

#18601417
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25307) - you deserved it (16050)

On 12/24/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by Nowajerk (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

#18579267
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28773) - you deserved it (7186)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lalala - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

#18566485
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26552) - you deserved it (3738)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22767) - you deserved it (5471)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22767) - you deserved it (5471)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

#18533113
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28249) - you deserved it (4504)

On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

#18490910
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25618) - you deserved it (2467)

On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

#18490588
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29948) - you deserved it (3967)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - love - by PunkChik27 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

#18468865
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31995) - you deserved it (2826)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40198) - you deserved it (9464)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)



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