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MandyMeow

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MandyMeow

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2391
  • Number of comments : 185
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MandyMeow : I'm a short and sweet girl, I've been a vegetarian for eleven years, I love animals and I have a very big heart.

MandyMeow's page activity

Visits<b>Akame</b> - 24 hours ago<b>sandman676</b> - yesterday at 8:08pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:46am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 6:03pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:47am<b>PUCKSTOPPER1976</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:02pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:12pm<b>Tander</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:19pm<b>ENCOURAGER</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 5:59pm<b>SouL_WraitH</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 3:50pm<b>tiwan</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 4:10am<b>ihavenolifehaha</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 10:27pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 8:12pm<b>bigdog80</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 8:00pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 7:54pm<b>Dodge4x4Ram</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:30pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:54pm<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:43pm

Fucked!<b>sandman676</b> - yesterday at 2:08am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 1:46pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 5:47pm<b>ENCOURAGER</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:09pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:54pm<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:43pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 8:02pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 7:59pm<b>ZoeeeGuyss</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 7:30am<b>brimye</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 5:15am<b>keiNan</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:06am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:57am<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 9:08pm<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 8:46pm<b>feven</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 1:03pm<b>stangluv</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 12:52pm<b>Wiringify</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 10:58am<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 9:25am

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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MandyMeow's favorite FMLs

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

#18867304
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15105) - you deserved it (26348)

On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

#18850340
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39588) - you deserved it (2449)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

#18847720
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25821) - you deserved it (3358)

On 01/18/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by iliterallypoopedmyself (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31938) - you deserved it (27544)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she flashed a paper in my face and said, "Want to see pictures of my colon?" My eyes are still burning. FML

#18703060
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22322) - you deserved it (2785)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:15am - health - by emsbuffalo - United States

Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML

#18601417
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25362) - you deserved it (16065)

On 12/24/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by Nowajerk (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

#18579267
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28836) - you deserved it (7195)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lalala - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

#18566485
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26630) - you deserved it (3742)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22808) - you deserved it (5481)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22808) - you deserved it (5481)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

#18533113
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28313) - you deserved it (4509)

On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

#18490910
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25666) - you deserved it (2473)

On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

#18490588
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30024) - you deserved it (3969)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - love - by PunkChik27 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

#18468865
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32052) - you deserved it (2831)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42419) - you deserved it (9828)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)



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