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  • Number of visits : 73
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mamoni : I know the difference between "your" and "you're". Apparently that's all you need in this world.

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Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

#4679110
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40261) - you deserved it (123752)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

#2234853
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13320) - you deserved it (105503)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
831 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43155) - you deserved it (492670)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML

#458793
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7953) - you deserved it (71187)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by skywayavenue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

#14097
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (494326) - you deserved it (44161)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)



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