About Malteser95 : Hi there! 😊💜 Welcome to my profile! 😄 I'm Julian, a 20 year old gay guy from the sunny island of Malta 😂☀️ I'm currently studying Psychology at university 📚 I love music, fashion, my friends, and of course Tumblr and FML 💙😃💜 If you'd like to get to know me better, just shoot me a message! 📬 I hope you have a lovely rest of the day 😂😄
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Malteser95's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 11/18/2015 at 6:40am / Austria (Wien) / Love
by alaillama / 06/30/2015 at 6:19pm / United Kingdom (Ealing) / Transportation
by imblue42 / 06/24/2015 at 1:16am / United States / Love
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2015 at 9:58am / United States / Transportation
by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I ate at Subway during my lunch hour. A group of teenage girls sat down at the table next to mine. They all shared good laugh about the "friendless, chubby chick" sitting near them, while attempting to discreetly point at me. FML
by endure_survive / 12/14/2014 at 10:17pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out I sent several embarrassing videos while under the influence of the meds I was given while getting my wisdom teeth out. When I asked my mom why she didn't take my phone, she said she tried but I started whining and growling at her. FML
by sydspears3 / 09/09/2014 at 2:08pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by cahsecuel / 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML
by Greg / 10/28/2013 at 5:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 1:38pm / Slovenia (Ruse Commune) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML
by linn / 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML
by dumbasdogshit / 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by bananamuffin / 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm / United States / Work
Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
by bibi / 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Animals
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm / United States / Kids