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Malteser95
  • Town/Country : Attard, Malta
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 63
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Malteser95 : Ohai thar! XD Welcome to my profile, I guess :3

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Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42812) - you deserved it (2819)

On 10/28/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Greg (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40458) - you deserved it (3036)

On 07/28/2013 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovenia (Ruse Commune)

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22369) - you deserved it (1957)

On 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm - animals - by bibi (woman) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)



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