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Malteser95
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Malteser95 : Hi there! 😊💜 Welcome to my profile! 😄 I'm Julian, a 20 year old guy from the sunny island of Malta 😂☀️ I'm currently studying Psychology at university 📚 I love music, fashion, my friends, and of course Tumblr and FML 💙😃💜 If you'd like to get to know me better, just shoot me a message! 📬 I hope you have a lovely rest of the day 😂😄

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TODAY I WAS LEAVING THE GROCERY STORE WHEN AN OLD WOMAN STARTED YELLING AT ME FOR NOT HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR HER. SHE ACCUSED ME OF BIENG "EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE YOUNGER GENERATION". IT WAS AN AUTOMATIC DOOR. FML

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On 10/28/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Greg (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reachd over and grabbd a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyd, until a little later, when I pulld out from between my teeth wat could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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On 07/28/2013 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovenia (Ruse Commune)

Today , I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on mah lower lip five yeres ago isn't fading as I expected it to , and will probably contribute to mah unemployment fir yeres to come. FML

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277 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm - work - by bananamuffin - United States

TODAY, I WENT TO SEE A DINOSAUR EXHIBITION WITH MY MUM. WE WALKED AROUND AND SAW A HUGE DINOSAUR, MADE OF PLASTIC AND RUBBER. SHE WAS VERY DISAPPOINTED, SAYING THAT SHE THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE REAL LIVE DINOSAURS 4 US TO SEE. FML

#19309330
142 comments

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On 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm - animals - by bibi (woman) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startld and ped all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out tat te peaceful rain I'd been listening to all nigt was really a broken water-main flooding ma entre yard!! FML

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On 05/23/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by elle -

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye fir details.", and I have been sending it out fir the past few weeks . No wonder I haven't gotten any replies . real FML

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81 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children an adults with disabilities . I was rushing to get the email out an hit send before I realizd that instead of ( Best Regards ) I had typd ( Best Retards ) as the closing line . FML

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On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

looool Today... I was teasing mah little brother. Later that night... I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing mah teeth... mah little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing mah toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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123 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)



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