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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 September 1983 (31 years)
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About MalloryKnox : *Chun Li... Best Halloween costume ever if I do say so myself. Gonna start a band called Tolfdir's Alembic and write nothing but songs about Elder Scrolls lore. Having imaginary affair with Anders from DA2.. I work at Gamestop, can you tell? Accepting donations to the Send Me to Culinary School Charity Fund. When I'm not saving the galaxy I enjoy reading, napping, the Simpsons, X-Box, tea, roller skating, the Hartford Whalers (forget Pearl Harbor, April 13th 1997 is a day that will live in infamy), tattoos, cooking, movies, Danzig, shopping, the sun, Bruce Campbell, laundry, spooning my boyfriend.. and my name isn't Mallory. PS: Screw you Dark Souls!!! Gaaahhhhhh I've never been so frustrated in all my life!

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