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About MalloryE : Hello, I'm Mallory. I am 15 years old, and basically have no life. I am currently dating someone who lives somewhere quite far from me. I read FML's because they make me laugh. I enjoy pizza, cats, the internet, tumblr, Dr. Who, Adventure Time, NCIS, Law and Order, Nutella, earl grey tea, and sleeping.

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