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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 December 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12974
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Malik : I am Malik.

I'm a video gamer. I love movies and a lot of TV shows.

I love me some Beatles, though other artists I love are Bob Dylan, Radiohead, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, George Harrison, John Lennon, Roisin Murphy, BB King, and Marvin Gaye.

Stumbled upon this website while back and I absolutely love it. There are some truly hilarious and awkward moments posted on this website and I can spend hours reading.

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Malik's favorite FMLs

Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML

#7546
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33755) - you deserved it (1742)

On 02/04/2009 at 8:54am - misc - by Dr. Jack (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year old boy. 3 times. FML

#7471
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27718) - you deserved it (4599)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:56am - work - by cplaner (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it... only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away. I have no depth perception. FML

#7338
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13023) - you deserved it (14573)

On 02/04/2009 at 5:56am - animals - by Mith (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

#7193
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38516) - you deserved it (1883)

On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

#5925
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15495) - you deserved it (44640)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:24am - intimacy - by hitmutefirst (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

#5890
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5236) - you deserved it (57732)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

#3715
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25382) - you deserved it (1663)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

#3292
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24540) - you deserved it (1702)

On 01/29/2009 at 8:06am - work - by Noname - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25152) - you deserved it (5715)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

#3026
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6677) - you deserved it (26381)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

#2823
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7001) - you deserved it (42540)

On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41061) - you deserved it (9800)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46838) - you deserved it (8753)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5200) - you deserved it (39857)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5200) - you deserved it (39857)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version



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