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About Malcazar : Here to kill time and earn badges!!! The pictures are from my deployment to Helmand Province, Afghanistan!
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015