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MalcazarMalcazar
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 554
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Malcazar : Here to kill time and earn badges!!! The pictures are from my deployment to Helmand Province, Afghanistan!

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Visits<b>gis0392</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 1:55pm<b>acevango</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 4:12pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 1:46pm<b>kittina</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 10:56am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 10:47am<b>taaywall</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 7:36pm<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:37pm<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:32pm<b>PhinIt2WinIt</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:22pm<b>Misha93</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:09pm<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 8:38am<b>HowieDoIt</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 1:45am<b>joe38</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 3:31pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 9:37pm<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 11:03am<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:44am<b>Snakemilk</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 1:43am<b>_LoveSucks_21</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:57am

Fucked!<b>kittina</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 4:56pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 4:47pm<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 5:32am<b>Misha93</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 5:09am<b>Jamilal16</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:53pm<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:40am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:10am<b>missa8604</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 1:04am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 1:04pm<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 8:10pm

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Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29800) - you deserved it (5063)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43497) - you deserved it (9849)

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