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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 February 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2023
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Makinitez : I'm a sadistic psycho that likes reading all the funny stories on Yay!

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Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46617) - you deserved it (4672)

On 06/16/2009 at 8:59pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself so I said that I was fun, attractive and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year old sister walked up to me and screamed "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!". FML


I agree, your life sucks (52443) - you deserved it (14778)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:11pm - love - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

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