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About Makinitez : I'm a sadistic psycho that likes reading all the funny stories on FMyLife.com. Yay!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself so I said that I was fun, attractive and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year old sister walked up to me and screamed "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!". FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015