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Makinitez
  • Town/Country : Panama City, America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 February 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1681
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Makinitez : I'm a sadistic psycho that likes reading all the funny stories on FMyLife.com. Yay!

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Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36361) - you deserved it (3192)

On 06/16/2009 at 8:59pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

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215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15217) - you deserved it (34172)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by Slash (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself so I said that I was fun, attractive and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year old sister walked up to me and screamed "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42551) - you deserved it (10465)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:11pm - love - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States



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