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Makinitez
  • Town/Country : Panama City, America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1789
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Makinitez : I'm a sadistic psycho that likes reading all the funny stories on FMyLife.com. Yay!

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Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40342) - you deserved it (4055)

On 06/16/2009 at 8:59pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself so I said that I was fun, attractive and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year old sister walked up to me and screamed "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46006) - you deserved it (13147)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:11pm - love - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States



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