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Majstr's favorite FMLs
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
by Lililaloose / 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm / Love
Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he went up the stairs, "It stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the bin. We can eat sandwiches. FML
by zazadudu / 12/23/2008 at 1:47am / Love
by daddy / 12/22/2008 at 12:43am / Money
Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML
by elo / 12/20/2008 at 12:50am / Love
by chicochico / 12/19/2008 at 11:05am / Intimacy
by james / 12/14/2008 at 8:14am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML
by Mateo / 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm / Intimacy
- Today is my birthday. I'm too hung over to move, the sim card in my phone has disappeared, I tipped… Today is my one year wedding anniversary. All my husband got me was a king size reeses cup, I hate… Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time and I said it back, only then to realize…