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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1875
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Majstr : I love turtles.

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Yesterday, I was about to make love to mah girlfriend at the local parkhen a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on mah penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14842) - you deserved it (54216)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today.. . I woka up to a mosquito faading on my morning wood; probably looool ta only ting tat will avar suck my panis . FML

#16277810
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60868) - you deserved it (10462)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I Lockd Myself In The Bathroom And Startd Spanking The Ferret. I Startd To Get Really Into It When Mah Dad Startd Pounding On The Door And Yelld, "Son, That's Great Staying Power, But Can You Finish Up Already?" Real FML

#16068047
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13409) - you deserved it (48297)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today I was sitting beside a very cute grl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55376) - you deserved it (27743)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls an asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

Today, mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

#15412642
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36097) - you deserved it (3864)

On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom

TODAY, MAH FATHER CAME OVER TO MAH HOUSE. I REALIZED THERE WERE CONDOMS ON THE TABLE, SO I SUBTLY MOVED A VASE TO HIDE THEM. HE THEN GAVE ME AN UNAMUSED LOOK AN SAID ( I KNOW YOU HAVE SEX. YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR NINE YEARS. GROW THE FUCK UP, DUMBASS. ) FML

#15356314
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18302) - you deserved it (83072)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah boyfriend called me to come over cuz we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and mah boyfriend standing over me. Just as I looool was about to smile and ask fir a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left.

#6435138
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28818) - you deserved it (2861)

On 11/24/2009 at 11:08am - love - by Yes (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I Found Out That Just Cuz Your Boyfriend Asks You To Marry Him Doesn't Mean That He Will Show Up At The Wedding. FML

#3890041
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (221114) - you deserved it (14006)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
821 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123613) - you deserved it (75599)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365915) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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