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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 October 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1295
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Majstr : I love turtles.

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Majstr's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

#17536285
470 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57522) - you deserved it (7113)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

#17526704
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60111) - you deserved it (3461)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31710) - you deserved it (4272)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

#17444868
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28888) - you deserved it (3893)

On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML

#17444055
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37224) - you deserved it (2875)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML

#17443433
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35914) - you deserved it (2300)

On 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML

#17441742
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21366) - you deserved it (4448)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by Michael tee - United States (Colorado)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46514) - you deserved it (4852)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

#17436824
397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11668) - you deserved it (51102)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML

#17434039
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27426) - you deserved it (2219)

On 08/10/2011 at 10:21pm - work - by Liz - United States

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62076) - you deserved it (7305)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

#17211939
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42949) - you deserved it (10491)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

#17211099
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35946) - you deserved it (3696)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML

#17207646
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27456) - you deserved it (14230)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, after working all day and putting in hours of overtime, I realized I never clocked in. FML

#17137243
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32700) - you deserved it (16973)

On 07/16/2011 at 3:19pm - work - by Brian - United States



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