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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
by Username / 08/21/2011 at 5:59am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by AlwaysGottaFML / 08/20/2011 at 3:26am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by TuteSweet / 08/12/2011 at 2:17am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML
by Musicfan / 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML
by Anonymous / 08/11/2011 at 8:49pm / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm / United States / Work
by Michael tee / 08/11/2011 at 4:11pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by bob / 08/11/2011 at 8:56am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/11/2011 at 1:53am / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Intimacy
by Liz / 08/10/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Work
by James / 07/22/2011 at 1:00am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by oliverP123 / 07/22/2011 at 12:11am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML
by Anonymous / 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by Brian / 07/16/2011 at 3:19pm / United States / Work
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, my grandma got back from a trip to Trinidad and brought the whole family gifts. My gift was… Today, I decided to put my hair in a bunch of braids so it would be wavy in the morning. I wake up… Today, I was playing video games in the dark and drinking soda during the slow periods. When I took…