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MajorTom85
  • Town/Country : St. Louis, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 September 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 3285
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MajorTom85 : Guitar player, kickboxer, mixed martial artist, car guy musician...

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Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22271) - you deserved it (9015)

On 06/16/2009 at 11:42pm - work - by stuck (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

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329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26461) - you deserved it (68149)

On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

#2955411
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26461) - you deserved it (68149)

On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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