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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 124
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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MajesticTololosh's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving through the mountains and there was a chain requirement. I went to put them on and found a note where my chains used to be saying, "Have fun in a blizzard now bitch" from my ex. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39665) - you deserved it (6044)

On 02/16/2014 at 2:37am - misc - by snowlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I downloaded Grindr to my phone. It also downloaded to my mom's phone, my dad's phone, and my brother's phone. FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36997) - you deserved it (19851)

On 01/16/2014 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46511) - you deserved it (5120)

On 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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