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Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML

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On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

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On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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On 03/05/2011 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Traumatized (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

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On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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On 02/24/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by OhDear (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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On 02/24/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by Annie (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double Satisfaction". The waiter asked me what would I like to order. The words that came out of my mouth were "Double Orgasm". FML

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On 02/01/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theshameofit (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)



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