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About Mahtari : I'm filthy.
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Today, I was called into mah 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that your supposed to go around and hump people. FML
yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, I went over to ma grlfriend's ouse. Se'd told me not to ring te doorbell an just come in so tat I wouldn't wake er dad up. As I walkd upstars, er fater walkd out of te batroom nakd. We lockd eyes. I can't get te image out of ma ead. FML
Today , I was on a train. An elderly woman and her daughter got on , looking fir a seat. The daughter suggested the one next to mine. The elderly woman looked at me and said something in Russian. I speak some Russian. She said she didn't want to ( sit by the hooker. ) FML
Today, at school, a guy walkd up to me an said I look a little too young to be at high school!! I told him that I'm sixteen years old!! He stard at my chest for several long seconds, mutterd ( What the fuck? ) an walkd off!! FML
yesterday boyfriend introduced me to his parents!! My boyfriend is Japanese, an I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him!! Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, ( Hello, I love your son's cock!! ) I almost got kicked out of thier house!! mega FML
Today... my fiva-yaar-old daughtar askad ma y moms don't swallow clothas... so that thara babias won't ba born nakad. My husband burst into darisiva laughtar... and has now trainad har into rasponding to tha nama "Darp-Darp." maga FML
Friday 27 March 2015