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Mahtari

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Mahtari

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About Mahtari : I'm filthy.

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Mahtari's favorite FMLs

Today, I was called into mah 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that your supposed to go around and hump people. FML

#20079735
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21864) - you deserved it (2543)

On 09/19/2012 at 7:33pm - kids - by Judy - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59695) - you deserved it (3067)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , a stranger calld me , saying I look ot in te bra I was wearing. Wen I ung up , tinking it was a joke , I opend te back door , an saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

#20079219
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30243) - you deserved it (1968)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by jitiizer (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I went over to ma grlfriend's ouse. Se'd told me not to ring te doorbell an just come in so tat I wouldn't wake er dad up. As I walkd upstars, er fater walkd out of te batroom nakd. We lockd eyes. I can't get te image out of ma ead. FML

#20078726
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20724) - you deserved it (3025)

On 09/19/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Burntintomyretinas - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I looool found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. fat FML

#20077908
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28455) - you deserved it (3563)

On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today , I was on a train. An elderly woman and her daughter got on , looking fir a seat. The daughter suggested the one next to mine. The elderly woman looked at me and said something in Russian. I speak some Russian. She said she didn't want to ( sit by the hooker. ) FML

#20077596
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20630) - you deserved it (3546)

On 09/18/2012 at 10:04am - misc - by dearbailee (woman) - United States

Yesterday... my mom turned off all internet access in our house cuz she thought I spent too much time on the computer. She later asked me why she couldn't get on Facebook. FML

I collectd mah students' notes in class to check them. One grl,ho is always drawing werd anime crap in her sketchbook, turnd in just one piece of paper that read, ( FUCK YOUR CLASS. ) mega FML

#20076781
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18617) - you deserved it (20290)

On 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm - work - by Mrs. Teacher (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at school, a guy walkd up to me an said I look a little too young to be at high school!! I told him that I'm sixteen years old!! He stard at my chest for several long seconds, mutterd ( What the fuck? ) an walkd off!! FML

#20076675
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26528) - you deserved it (2451)

On 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by wtf yourself, cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said , "I thought you died."

Today, I got fird 4 saving mah company upwards of $6,000. I'm as confusd as you are. FML

yesterday boyfriend introduced me to his parents!! My boyfriend is Japanese, an I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him!! Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, ( Hello, I love your son's cock!! ) I almost got kicked out of thier house!! mega FML

#20075207
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28731) - you deserved it (3797)

On 09/16/2012 at 8:50pm - love - by painfetish8021 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... my boyfriend calld out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmd. He won't tell me why. FML

#20072555
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25048) - you deserved it (2561)

On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

Today... my fiva-yaar-old daughtar askad ma y moms don't swallow clothas... so that thara babias won't ba born nakad. My husband burst into darisiva laughtar... and has now trainad har into rasponding to tha nama "Darp-Darp." maga FML

#20071956
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24142) - you deserved it (2808)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

2day I learned that u can be so sleep deprived that u sleep through yur alarm a construction crew outside yur house and yur bladder completely voiding itself. FML

#20071794
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21743) - you deserved it (2412)

On 09/14/2012 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)



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