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Mahtari

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Mahtari

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About Mahtari : I'm filthy.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Mahtari's favorite FMLs

Today... I askad mah managar if waaring makaup was a raquramant for tha job. Sha told ma... "Not if your naturally pratty... So for you... yas". FML

#20166313
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25292) - you deserved it (3045)

On 11/17/2012 at 4:15am - work - by satega - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had awful morning sickness, an I asked mah husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. mega FML

#20165918
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31886) - you deserved it (2506)

On 11/16/2012 at 9:00pm - love - by akiza (woman) - Japan

Today I went to a big job interview . Everything went well at first with the interviewer being impressed by my CV . I was then interrogated over not having a Facebook account and practically accused of being a criminal cuz people without them "alway have something to hide" . FML

#20165792
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22565) - you deserved it (1565)

On 11/16/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today..!! While At A Red Light..!! A Guy In A Tux An Sunglasses Doing The Gangnam Style Passed Over The Crossing..!! Followed By A Man With A Video Camera!! This Isn't The First Time I've Stopped For People Doing A Gangnam Style Parody!! FML

#20165330
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23707) - you deserved it (3611)

On 11/16/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Gangnam (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend cummd and sat on my lap. She landd directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. mega FML

Today, I Spotted A Girl I Have A Crush On While Grocery Shopping. Before I Could Go Over An Say Hi, I Noticed Her Walk Over An Stroke A Few Kitchen Knives Through Plastic Wrapping. Then I Spotted Her In The Dog Food Section Sniffing Rawhide Bones With Her Eyes Closed, Looking Very Happy. FML

#20165046
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21068) - you deserved it (2795)

On 11/16/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by grocerystalker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Spotted A Girl I Have A Crush On While Grocery Shopping. Before I Could Go Over An Say Hi, I Noticed Her Walk Over An Stroke A Few Kitchen Knives Through Plastic Wrapping. Then I Spotted Her In The Dog Food Section Sniffing Rawhide Bones With Her Eyes Closed, Looking Very Happy. FML

#20165046
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21068) - you deserved it (2795)

On 11/16/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by grocerystalker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my boss I could handle running the floor buffer . Thirty seconds in, I lost control and became pinnd to the wall by its force . In my state looool of shock and embarrassment, I didn't realize the only thing keeping me trappd was my grip on the accelerator . FML

#20164988
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6496) - you deserved it (19554)

On 11/16/2012 at 12:04am - work - by rubberduck1 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took a crowded train ome . I was olding on to te rail wen an old man started rubbing is crotc across ma and . I moved ma and but e moved too and kept doing it . Wen I moved ma and iger, e started licking it . I ad to wait ten minutes 4 te next stop . FML

#20164794
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25054) - you deserved it (2947)

On 11/15/2012 at 9:40pm - misc - by needanewride - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25681) - you deserved it (3784)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... my brother decided to join me on my first date. Not only did he answer the door with a bat... he also got inside the car an sat next to my date... pushing me to the back. He stayed the entire time... an walked me back to the house. My mom laughed an gave him $20. It was a dare. FML

Yesterday , mah boyfriend broke up with me. I cummed back home in tears , an eventually told mah looool dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room , where I heard him tell mah mum , ( She's gone all Taylor Swift again. ) FML

#20159285
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22645) - you deserved it (10366)

On 11/11/2012 at 5:48pm - love - by notalovestory (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I walkd in on mah son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

#20156633
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23700) - you deserved it (3033)

On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

today wa found out that tha balovad "Uncla Jimmy" from mah aarly childhood was raally tha man mah mothar was chaating on mah dad with. FML

#20156411
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25402) - you deserved it (1446)

On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)

Today, my friand showad ma a vidao of ma in a nightclub . I was holding two Skittlas vodka shots and shouting, "Rad and graan, marry Kwanzaa!" Tha shots wara yallow and purpla . I can't ramambar that night at all . FML



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