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Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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On 09/10/2012 at 12:39am - kids - by well okay then (woman) - United States

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

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On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML

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On 09/08/2012 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML

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On 09/06/2012 at 2:38am - misc - by juliannamelissa - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

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On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML

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On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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On 09/04/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by UnknownOperation (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with candles and a sexy outfit. When he came in, he insisted that we needed music to help set the mood. Thirty minutes later, he's still searching for a song. FML

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On 09/02/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by ImOverHere (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML

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On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)



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