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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 April 1999 (15 years)
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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68577) - you deserved it (12923)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, I was yelled at and called a pedophile by a mom for talking to her 5 year old girl. I work at a library and she looked like she needed help. This is the third time it has happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44259) - you deserved it (3597)

On 04/25/2013 at 9:37pm - kids - by LibraryPedo (man) - United States (California)

Today, a one-eyed drunken homeless man followed me around the store I work at, screaming at me because I turned down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out because they thought it was funny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24025) - you deserved it (1747)

On 10/16/2012 at 12:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22154) - you deserved it (9103)

On 05/16/2012 at 10:19am - love - by Coykoi - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39769) - you deserved it (8324)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML


I agree, your life sucks (36386) - you deserved it (4804)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:20pm - love - by z (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64113) - you deserved it (4703)

On 05/02/2009 at 1:05pm - health - by sicktomystomach (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (94934) - you deserved it (41713)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33396) - you deserved it (1498)

On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version

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