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Magikarp

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 418
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Magikarp : "Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks."

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Magikarp's favorite FMLs

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38603) - you deserved it (32137)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10424) - you deserved it (38518)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37077) - you deserved it (7768)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

#542382
463 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123377) - you deserved it (23077)

On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

#162461
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (164291) - you deserved it (14906)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

#69080
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45393) - you deserved it (4336)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by wnrz (woman) - United States (New York)



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