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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4439
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About MagicShyStars : Ohai, I'm Sarah, I'm currently mixing music and friends to create a social disaster.(:
Message me if your interested in talking :D Or.. If your not interested in talking message me and talk to yourself ;D. *your not crazy unless the voices talk back. *

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Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15357) - you deserved it (42254)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

#16359968
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7685) - you deserved it (59865)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60877) - you deserved it (4743)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

#16116610
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43241) - you deserved it (5436) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

#16104577
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6910) - you deserved it (70937)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41128) - you deserved it (6827)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

#15920978
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35544) - you deserved it (3425)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States

Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML

#15853054
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29825) - you deserved it (9568)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML

#15755743
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19311) - you deserved it (20846)

On 04/12/2011 at 1:45pm - misc - by scottskidee - United States (Ohio)

Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe". I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML

#15741918
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40814) - you deserved it (2826)

On 04/11/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by bananaman - United Kingdom (London)

­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

#15726248
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25897) - you deserved it (3447)

On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML

#15720918
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (27058)

On 04/10/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by Ouch (woman) - Canada

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

#15720068
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25916) - you deserved it (9778)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Monique - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

#15693901
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31675) - you deserved it (3570)

On 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

#15693187
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41547) - you deserved it (3531)

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