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Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

#18725237
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24195) - you deserved it (8580)

On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24371) - you deserved it (2487)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7781) - you deserved it (70957)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I saw a 10 dollar bill on the street, as I went to grab it, it was pulled away by a string. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was tricked by teenagers or that I tripped and fell as I went for it. FML

#18443890
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23056) - you deserved it (6843)

On 12/06/2011 at 9:33am - health - by aceshot97 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

#18145406
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39580) - you deserved it (2939)

On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

#18143971
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27635) - you deserved it (2217)

On 11/02/2011 at 11:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37002) - you deserved it (3119)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

#17729404
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32829) - you deserved it (3492)

On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)

Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML

#17728264
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27762) - you deserved it (2553)

On 09/12/2011 at 2:32pm - work - by pea - United States

Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML

#17609148
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10519) - you deserved it (44305)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by helpless_soul - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

#17460856
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28319) - you deserved it (5701)

On 08/13/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

#17413127
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28164) - you deserved it (6672)

On 08/08/2011 at 11:43pm - misc - by me - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

#17371338
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39061) - you deserved it (7256)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

#17367544
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8573) - you deserved it (112106)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)

Today, I was really excited because the girl I'd liked since freshman year asked me out. She came to my house and my mom decided to show her baby pictures of me with tampons up my nose because I'd had a nose bleed. Even worse, there was one picture of me when I was 15 doing the same thing. FML

#17307375
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26449) - you deserved it (9034)

On 07/30/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by tamponface (man) - United Kingdom



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