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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5484
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Maggey : I'm a gogo dancer and a rave enthusiast. I don't have much of a direction as far as a "real" job goes. Nursing or something along those lines that pays well so I have the resources to pursue a career as a fetish model/performer. I love my job and the people I work with as well as meeting new people. Feel free to message me if you want.

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Taday for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. big fat FML

#5911191
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35917) - you deserved it (6811)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my grlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. mega FML

#5909113
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8947) - you deserved it (64864)

On 10/20/2009 at 2:51am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

looool Today , I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room , until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress , an looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it 4 his drag show. FML

#5815920
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29766) - you deserved it (3742)

On 10/13/2009 at 1:26pm - misc - by draggirl (woman) - United Kingdom

looool Today , I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room , until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress , an looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it 4 his drag show. FML

#5815920
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29766) - you deserved it (3742)

On 10/13/2009 at 1:26pm - misc - by draggirl (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling wat appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over an say "Oh, wat a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

#5762381
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (41877)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that mah sisterho is 16 years older than me is actually mah biological mother!! She an mah parents decidd it was best that I didn't knowho mah real mother was, an to be raisd by mah grandparents as there child!! I've always hatd mah sister!! FML

#5701860
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (174911) - you deserved it (8960)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

#5663418
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48606) - you deserved it (3940)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen mah debit card and maxd it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to looool change the addres on the card, so everything they bought online has been shippd to me. The bad news? I've receivd 16 snuggie so far, and I'm still counting. FML

#5529870
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43483) - you deserved it (3286)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a client who orderd ice cream. She seemd really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I askd if she wantd peanuts fir an additional looool 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I addd them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

#5387856
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10169) - you deserved it (100871)

On 09/21/2009 at 2:06am - love - by FreeOfCharge (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I Was Called By Mah Son's School. They Said He'd Been Forging Mah Signature And Comments In His Reading Book. He Didn't Forge Them. I Don't Know What's Worse: Mah Handwriting Looking Like A 6 Year Old's, Or Being Too Cowardly To Admit It. He Has A Week Of Lunch Detention, But I Still Have Mah Dignity. FML

#5291551
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9125) - you deserved it (104491)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Mac - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that mah boss plays a trick on all the interns. He calls u to his office, then leaves u waiting outside until u get annoyed an leave. Apparently, the old record was 45mins. I waited 4 hours. FML

#5276365
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45658) - you deserved it (10176)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:32pm - work - by stillwaiting (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I realised that the manho I wanted to be with, the manho wanted to be with me, an my husband were three different people. FML

#5224177
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43143) - you deserved it (24258)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - love - by sunburychick (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out y my husband had wantd to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informd me that he wasn't always Ben, but usd to be Brenda. His 'penis doesn't work and he had wantd to know I "truly lovd him" before he had let me know. fat FML

#5148313
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (183296) - you deserved it (19012)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, your just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

#5057922
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10071) - you deserved it (64422)

On 09/05/2009 at 9:39am - love - by leahbeuhh (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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