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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 373
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Magg0t : Just your average nerd and musician reading about people failing at life. I rarely comment, but when I do I try and keep it simple. I'm on the app most of the time, but send me a message anyways, I check it once or twice a week.

Favorite Anime's: Death Note, Code Geass, Bleach

Favorite bands: Attila, The Eyes of a Traitor, Alesana, Of Mice & Men, Veil of Maya, I The Breather, Oh Sleeper, iwrestledabearonce, Attack Attack!, and several others.

If you wanna know more, just send me a message. I like having friends who share a common interest or two.

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Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

#19326564
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27955) - you deserved it (2432)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

#19314232
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9931) - you deserved it (22652)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by thatswhatsup66 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29395) - you deserved it (13037)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

#18578540
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12821) - you deserved it (61456)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33287) - you deserved it (16795)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

#17522944
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27151) - you deserved it (3671)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML

#17426296
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31832) - you deserved it (2958)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

#16548173
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38607) - you deserved it (10471)

On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

#15891295
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33361) - you deserved it (3224) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/22/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by n77 - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

#15884544
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25296) - you deserved it (2232)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:26am - work - by op-poopy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80646) - you deserved it (6032)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML

#15855335
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40556) - you deserved it (5587)

On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36965) - you deserved it (15406)

On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
780 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66772) - you deserved it (14049)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML

#15445630
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (4596)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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