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Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by thatswhatsup66 - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
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On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by n77 - Switzerland (Vaud)
Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 10:26am - work - by op-poopy - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -
Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States
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