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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 April 1991 (23 years)
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TADAY MY HUSBAND INFORMED ME THAT HE HAS BEEN PURPOSELY FINISHING BEFORE ME IN BED AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT FOR BEATING HIM AT MARIO KART. FML

#19563136
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31630) - you deserved it (6152)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

Today , I was at the grocery store , waiting in line to pay. A man jumpd me from behind , an my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discoverd my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work , an he was trying to hug me. real FML

#19443531
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28203) - you deserved it (6425)

On 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm - work - by rescuetheduck (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today... my daughter sat me down 4 a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (1986)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today , I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on an on about how incompetent I was fir not stocking the movie she was looking for . It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough fir me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns" . FML

#19246597
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25487) - you deserved it (2310)

On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managd to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happend, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

#19237807
106 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by wtf - United States

Today I proudly gave mah grandma a picture I had drawn fir her. She didn't seem thrilld with it an afterwards the rest of mah family seemd upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard fir her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. big fat FML

#13479988
107 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , whila at work as looool a lifaguard , an oldar gantlaman who comas in almost avary morning waaring a vary tight swimming suit , cama up to ma an said , "I don't want you having any arotic fantasias of ma." Aftar a long pausa ha addad , "Actually , I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

#9161234
194 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with mah pants zipper. Guesshich of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
277 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I was aving an in dept discussion wit my girlfriends fater about ow corrupt journalists r an ow our town's paper is te worst paper on te planet. After insulting basically everyting about te newspaper, I asked imat e did 4 a living. He's te editor of te newspaper. fat FML

#9130183
120 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:00pm - misc - by annonoymus - Australia (South Australia)

Today... I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef pourd boiling water over hands... an another shoutd "50 POINTS!" FML

#9067691
123 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent !! That was when I noticed that mah mom was watching me, and I had just smelled mah dad's still-stained underwear that was on top !! FML

#9048258
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22647) - you deserved it (9892)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent !! That was when I noticed that mah mom was watching me, and I had just smelled mah dad's still-stained underwear that was on top !! FML

#9048258
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22647) - you deserved it (9892)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML

#9048204
122 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which mah boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing looool as I screamd 'I Love You'. After I told him about this , he took me into his arms as I crid , strokd mah back and said , 'What kind of gun was it? FML

#9019177
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29048) - you deserved it (6531)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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