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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 188
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mae342 : I am not single. I do not have snapchat/instagram/twitter/facebook/kik or any other social media or interaction profile. That is all. bye.

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Today, I finally got my driver's permit. To celebrate, my parents decided to go to a bar and make me wait in the car because I'm now the designated driver. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44311) - you deserved it (4319)

On 10/21/2013 at 6:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML


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