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Madiluvsyuh98

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2686
  • Number of comments : 275
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Madiluvsyuh98 : Dont judge a book by its cover. Dont try to compete with me because i will always win. Hey...Ima cool girl if yur not a bitch...

Imma Eminemluver 4ever

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Madiluvsyuh98's favorite FMLs

yesterday my boyfriend cheatd on me. But he justifid it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32329) - you deserved it (4112)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (11510)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, husband droppd his pants and said, ( Why don't you go down and say hello. ) This is his idea of foreplay. FML

#17734808
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28973) - you deserved it (4852)

On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States

Today, I apologized to the cat 4 walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box . mega FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23675) - you deserved it (9450)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, I MET AN OLD FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND HIS HOT GIRLFRIEND. I JOKINGLY SAID SHE MUST BE BLIND TO GO OUT WITH HIM. HIS RESPONSE: "YEAH, SHE IS." FML

#17728499
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19441) - you deserved it (33282)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by aru9 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling cuz her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response: ( You ned Jesus. ) FML

#17727242
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27414) - you deserved it (2417)

On 09/12/2011 at 10:28am - work - by charliemann_ - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the girl I've been dating, an starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, ( Really? ) She replied, ( Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby. ) FML

#17718767
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39472) - you deserved it (7113)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41093) - you deserved it (28049)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it's mah birthday . My dad cama to pick ma up, but aftar I had put mah backpack in tha back saat an closd tha car door, ha drova off without ma . It startd to rain, an I was without mah phona or wallat . big fat FML

#17682370
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23738) - you deserved it (1998)

On 09/06/2011 at 6:53pm - misc - by poisongrl (woman) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today... my boyfriend let me know that when we met... he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky 4 me... he stays with me because... "there's love or something." big fat FML

#17679754
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28947) - you deserved it (11980)

On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States

Today, boyfriend broke up with me by covering car with post-it notes that read ( it's you not me. ) FML

#17673580
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25163) - you deserved it (3535)

On 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm - love - by rplovez (woman) - Canada

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting pickd up a knife an said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner . Only 5 more hours to go . FML

#17672212
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29132) - you deserved it (3004)

On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked mah boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

#17670643
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37435) - you deserved it (5462)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by jellyybean - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was eating a brownie mah grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece ofhat resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wonderinghy the consistency was wrong. FML

#17658783
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27730) - you deserved it (2116)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by brownieswillneverbethesame (woman) - United States (Texas)



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