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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2581
  • Number of comments : 275
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Madiluvsyuh98 : Dont judge a book by its cover. Dont try to compete with me because i will always win. Hey...Ima cool girl if yur not a bitch...

Imma Eminemluver 4ever

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Madiluvsyuh98's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32253) - you deserved it (4108)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28110) - you deserved it (11502)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML

#17734808
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28922) - you deserved it (4845)

On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23619) - you deserved it (9443)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

#17728499
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19419) - you deserved it (33231)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by aru9 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response: "You need Jesus." FML

#17727242
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27346) - you deserved it (2414)

On 09/12/2011 at 10:28am - work - by charliemann_ - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

#17718767
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39424) - you deserved it (7107)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35122) - you deserved it (6146) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41034) - you deserved it (28019)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML

#17682370
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23666) - you deserved it (1991)

On 09/06/2011 at 6:53pm - misc - by poisongrl (woman) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

#17679754
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28878) - you deserved it (11970)

On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

#17673580
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25101) - you deserved it (3533)

On 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm - love - by rplovez (woman) - Canada

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML

#17672212
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29112) - you deserved it (3002)

On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

#17670643
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37362) - you deserved it (5459)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by jellyybean - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML

#17658783
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27672) - you deserved it (2112)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by brownieswillneverbethesame (woman) - United States (Texas)



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