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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2234
  • Number of comments : 275
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Madiluvsyuh98 : Dont judge a book by its cover. Dont try to compete with me because i will always win. Hey...Ima cool girl if yur not a bitch...

Imma Eminemluver 4ever

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Madiluvsyuh98's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

#17794413
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11860) - you deserved it (33921)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:40am - work - by unknown - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

#17794409
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40526) - you deserved it (4891)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML

#17787431
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35528) - you deserved it (7449)

On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML

#17786349
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31730) - you deserved it (8186)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

#17786304
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27900) - you deserved it (2599)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by ugly? - United States

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

#17781306
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13003) - you deserved it (31848)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15439) - you deserved it (39569)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

#17780455
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10253) - you deserved it (39550)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54781) - you deserved it (5405)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses. I was about to thank him until he punched me in the face. I woke up with no sunglasses and no ticket. FML

Today, I was at Wal-Mart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man comes up to me and said "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

#17770342
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24755) - you deserved it (3044)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by yeahhhhhommmie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

#17761780
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35084) - you deserved it (2303)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26404) - you deserved it (5442)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

#17744252
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36906) - you deserved it (3918)

On 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm - intimacy - by wf - United States

Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#17742540
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33152) - you deserved it (3214)

On 09/14/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by jumpedjogger - United States (Georgia)



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