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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 May 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 559
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Madeleine_ForYou : I'm a pretty decent person, even if I must admit that your FML kind of makes my day a little better ;)

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Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

#6453438
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9456) - you deserved it (48642)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got to work in the ER at the local hospital. A lady came in with high blood sugar. She was concerned because the same thing happened to her husband. I reassured her, telling her she'll be back with her husband in an hour or so. Her husband died four years ago from something similar. FML

#6172287
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25369) - you deserved it (6766)

On 11/05/2009 at 7:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87445) - you deserved it (14612)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML

#5006277
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15058) - you deserved it (37821)

On 09/02/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by ooops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML

#1312643
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60434) - you deserved it (15714)

On 04/25/2009 at 2:39am - work - by CollegeGrad (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79427) - you deserved it (24666)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)



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