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Today, I went to a family reunion. I laughed at my uncle's Sylvester Stallone impression. Turns out he had a stroke a while back. FML

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111 comments

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On 02/20/2014 at 11:06am - misc - by heyadrian - United States (California)

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 12:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

#20094500
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On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
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On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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On 04/15/2011 at 10:04pm - work - by :| - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

#15793143
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On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

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On 04/12/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by anon -

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML

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On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was installing the official 3.0 firmware update for my iPhone. Apple's authentication servers crashed. I now own an iBrick. FML

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On 06/18/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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