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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 January 1983 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1673
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MaddogTotten : I speak my mind, I back up my opinions, and sometimes I troll because I'm bored. Live with it.

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Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44862) - you deserved it (2450)

On 12/16/2009 at 6:55pm - love - by cheezmaster (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44502) - you deserved it (3515)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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