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Maddoctor
  • Town/Country : I'm in love with, California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 June 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2252
  • Number of comments : 372
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Maddoctor : I'm currently a 19-year-old college student and come to FML to read all of the ridiculous situations people get themselves into.

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Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44855) - you deserved it (1874)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML

#17754607
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20930) - you deserved it (2263)

On 09/15/2011 at 10:38pm - work - by MrTandy - United States (New York)

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

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60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28290) - you deserved it (2718)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)



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